An embarrassment of pinxploitation

Hoo boy! We survived the storm, we’re almost at the end of the month, and there’s so much more pink crap to post! We’re gonna have to speed up…

De-lint for the cure!

Pink-ribbon toilet paper? Whoever’s idea this was, they didn’t think it all the way through.

Secure your valuables while showing your support…

…and if remembering a sequence of 3 numbers strains you, just use your breast cancer key. It costs a bit more than a skull, but it’s less than a butterfly!

What a wealth of conscience-appeasement is contained in this cardboard box! You should definitely be a better person if you eat this–or at least buy it. Frozen, mushy, mass-produced anti-aging mixed veg for the cure!

And afterward, have a frosty treat and know that you’re helping the Cause!