Hoo boy! We survived the storm, we’re almost at the end of the month, and there’s so much more pink crap to post! We’re gonna have to speed up…
Pink-ribbon toilet paper? Whoever’s idea this was, they didn’t think it all the way through.
Secure your valuables while showing your support…
…and if remembering a sequence of 3 numbers strains you, just use your breast cancer key. It costs a bit more than a skull, but it’s less than a butterfly!
What a wealth of conscience-appeasement is contained in this cardboard box! You should definitely be a better person if you eat this–or at least buy it. Frozen, mushy, mass-produced anti-aging mixed veg for the cure!
And afterward, have a frosty treat and know that you’re helping the Cause!
You must be logged in to post a comment.